Funny Baby Shower Quotes

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
- Mark Twain
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
- Elinor Goulding Smith
Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
- Tina Fey
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
- Leo J. Burke
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
- John Wilmot
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
- Douglas Feaver
Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
- William Shatner
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
- Marshall McLuhan
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
- Kin Hubbard

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